Monday, March 25, 2013

Cuddle and Make Out Club: Join Today!

Welcome to the Club!  

Our bi-level clubhouse features many amenities for members*.

Upon arrival you'll be greeted at the door by our founder who will hand you your very own Snuggie and berry-flavored Chapstick (we hear if you're extra friendly when you meet her, she'll even throw in some face lotion for you ladies who meet men with beards).

Miss those days of teen make out parties with rousing games of Spin the Bottle and 7 Minutes in Heaven?  Lucky you, there's a room designated to each activity.  And if you've never played before, there are plenty of friendly members to help you feel it out.

Not a fan of team sports?  Enjoy one of our many lounge rooms with extra large bean bags made or two (or three if you're nasty).

We look forward to your visit!

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*We are a smoke and alcohol free environment.

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